LOL
I wish I knew some clean jokes.
Oh wait I have one.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman are walking down a beach and find a magic bottle. The Irishman picks it up and rubs it and a genie pops out.
"I will grant each of you one wish for freeing me from that prison." He turns to the Irishman and asks his wish.
The Irishman thinks for awhile and then says.
"My father was a Fisherman as was his father before him. I am also a fisherman as my son will be after me. I wish the seas to be full of fish for all my children to come and their children there after."
The genie nods and grants the wish.
He then turns to the Englishman. "And your wish?" he asks.
The Englishman thinks for a while. "I wish that England be protected from her enemies for all time. From all outside threats. Therefore I want a wall, unbreachable and massive to protect her and all who dwell upon her shores."
The Genie grants this wish also.
He then turns to the Scotsman.
"Your wish is the last. Have you decided?"
The Scotsman thought for a moment. "Noo a havnea. How big is that wall roond England?"
The Genis says "300 feet high and it encirlces the entirety of England."
The Scotsman thinks....
The genie after several minutes asks bruskly "Well?!"
To which the Scotsman says. "Fill it with Water."