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Well, there's the one about when I needed to get a new passport done and my friend Dean had recently had his done as well. I mentioned that I needed to get a photo done to which he replied.
"I've still got two left from my passport it you want them".
The other amusing one involving myself is when I was getting "intimate" with a girl in the back of my car. The said car was parked at the back of a deserted car park next to a very busy main road under a tree. I thought this was a very discreet location and was quite pleased with myself. The only problem is that without realising we dislodged the hand brake and the car rolled across the car park without either of us noticing before stopping next to the main road. Much to my embarassment there was even a short mention of it in out local paper under the headline "Nude Exhibisionist's wanted for questioning" asking someone to turn us in to the law. Needless to say, I now keep a wheel clamp in the boot for future moments of passion.
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