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Old 06-08-2001, 09:30 AM   #8
kiwidoc
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Join Date: May 31, 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 385
This is a "oh my god I always wanted to do that" story. I have only been pulled over for speeding once on my whole life - which doesnt mean I don't speed!

Picture the same doctor two years later eating a meal with friends in a pub. Her page goes so she abandons the food and takes off. A police officer see's her leaving the pub car park at a great rate of knots and pulls her over. He leans over in a very intimidating manner and in a condescending voice asks

"Ma'am just where were you going to so fast? Please blow into this bag!"

"I'm off to the police station. I am your duty police doctor and I need to check out a prisoner who has just collapsed! And no, I won't blow in your bag as I haven't got time!"

Haven't you always DREAMED of making an answer like that. I got a police escort and btw - the prisoner was OK, he was just drunk.


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