Picture this - a young, innocent, niaiive and shy doctor (yes I
was! This was a long time ago
) who has just been working on duty for 80 hours continuously. It is a hot summers nihgt and she decides she has earned a big icecream as a treat. She walks down the street. One side is a large park, and the street lights on the other side are dim, so the lights outside the shop look to all intents and purposes like a spotlight in the darkness.
There is a large car parked outside the shop full of drunken yahoos all hooting and laughing. She
really wanted this icecream so she decides to be brave and ignoring all the whistles and catcalls she steps into the light. It was at this precise moment the elastic on her knickers (panties to the foreigners) chose to give way, and said item of clothing fell gracefully to the ground.
What did I do? why I just stepped out of them of course. Eyes fixed firmly straight ahead I walked on, and I never got that ice cream
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