LMAO!!! Saz, that is so incredibly funny!!!
I don't know if I can think of *any* story of mine that could equal yours.... let me think, 'kay? In the meantime, people, post your funny stories here!
Mel, still snickering ...
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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
Your voice is ambrosia