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A magic frog is moving through a forest, and he has never seen any animals in his entire life. He suddenly comes across a bear and a rabbit. Seeing as how these might be the only animals he ever sees, he grants them both three wishes. The bear goes first, saying that he wishes all the bears in the forest to be female. After granting that, the frog then turns to the rabbit, who wishes for a crash helmet. The bear thinks this is stupid, then wishes for all the bears in the next forest to be female. After granting thathe frog then turns to the rabbit again, who wishes for a motorcycle. The bear thinks this too is a stupid wish, as he could just wish for the money to go buy it. For his final wish, the bear wishes for all the bears in the world to be female. After granting his last wish, the frog turns to the rabbit. The rabbit puts on the crash helmet, hops on the motorcycle, revs the engine, and says 'i wish the bear were gay'.
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