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05-30-2001, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by Father Bronze:
I'm going to do the unkosher -- post and run. I'm off to get the kids from daycare.

I just wanted to share a thought. My pseudonym is Father Bronze. Some shorten it to Bronze. Others to Father. Some to FB. Understand that I am not complaining about the way others shorten my name. If I had thought wisely, I would have chosen a name like Dick, realizing that it would be short enough not to shorten any further (sexual innuendo intended ). However, I chose to call myself Father Bronze. The name begs to be shortened. It's 8 letters larger than Dick (sexual innuendo intended sorry if I'm being bad ). So when others shorten my name to FB, I have only myself to blame.

Every time I read FB all I can think of is f***ing b***ard. LOL. Again, I emphasize that I only have myself to blame.

So with this post I embrace my pseudonym's abbreviation.

I am a F***ing B***ard .

P.S. Please don't respond (although I know everyone will).
P.P.S. Don't turn this into another "friends" thread (which everyone won't). If you would like to help me rid my mind of this self-inflicted psychological scar, please give me suggestions as to other ways I could see the letters FB and think positive thoughts

FB

!

Let's see...

Fat Bloke
Farmer Brian
Fresh Blonde (You Blonde?)

Freaking Brilliant
Flame Broiled
Fast Bedrider
Fast breeder

Flown back

A story using ALL those below:

Their was this fat bloke named Brian, named Farmer Brian by most in town. One day Farmer Brian went down to the local pub and had a few drinks... a few hours later, a Fresh Blonde came struting in.. Brian said to himself "She's freaking brilliant"! Brian smacked her bum, and left.. Brian was quite hungery now, so he walked down to the Burger King, and bought a Flame Broiled Whopper with cheese.

All of the SUDDEN, the Fresh Blonde walked up behind brian and asked brian "are you a fast bedrider?

Brian said "I am, and a fast breeder to match!"

After their 'session', Brian flew back to my Home in Fair Banks (ITS TWO WORDS in this story)

Any good?

I could go on and on.. just for fun, YOUR stories are better..

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Ziroc
Ironworks Webmaster
www.tgeweb.com/ironworks

[This message has been edited by Ziroc (edited 05-30-2001).]