I'm going to do the unkosher -- post and run. I'm off to get the kids from daycare.
I just wanted to share a thought. My pseudonym is Father Bronze. Some shorten it to Bronze. Others to Father. Some to FB. Understand that I am not complaining about the way others shorten my name. If I had thought wisely, I would have chosen a name like Dick, realizing that it would be short enough not to shorten any further (sexual innuendo intended
). However, I chose to call myself Father Bronze. The name begs to be shortened. It's 8 letters larger than Dick (sexual innuendo intended
sorry if I'm being bad
). So when others shorten my name to FB, I have only myself to blame.
Every time I read FB all I can think of is f***ing b***ard. LOL. Again, I emphasize that I only have myself to blame.
So with this post I embrace my pseudonym's abbreviation.
I am a F***ing B***ard .
P.S. Please don't respond (although I know everyone will).
P.P.S. Don't turn this into another "friends" thread (which everyone won't). If you would like to help me rid my mind of this self-inflicted psychological scar, please give me suggestions as to other ways I could see the letters FB and think positive thoughts
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Most Subtle Official Straightman of the Laughing Hyenas -- Grammarian Brigade.