thanks everyone for your wonderful ideas. I will let you know how it goes. Man, and the only thing I could come up with was a bear trap in the shed!
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Larry,
Loyal guardian of the
OHF
Devoted member of the
Ironworks
Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard
(the fool that takes the bullet)
Ertai's back-up
Memnoch's chief look-out
Member of the
Ancients club