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Originally posted by adam warlock:
no pink ....
two rooms?
ah...
the torture room ... use your imagination  
the attic : KISS shoes, cobwebs, spiders, dust, old clothes, mousetraps, LPs, used bong, nude photos locked in a box, world globe, old luggage with papers in them, toys, long-lost uncle ed in the trunk, grandma's head the bottle, tangled holiday lights, etc...
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1. No pink? ???? Yeah, K, no pink...
2. OK I'll take the Torture Room, we can throw all our enemies in there. They would have to listen to nursery rhyme songs at full volume 24-7. Then, when an invader tries to sneak onto our castle grounds, we can release them, screaming and totally insane from the torture, to take them down. I love recycling.
3. Nah dude, throw that crap away man:
The Kiss shoes' heels have cracked;
Cobwebs, spiders and dust must go, that's all I'm sayin;
Old Clothes (you haven't worn them in 8 years, you ain't gonna, throw em away!);
Mousetraps (no need, we have cats now);
LPs?? dunno;
Used Bong (has hole in it, useless);
Nude photos locked in a box (saw em, were locked up for a reason
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World Globe (outdated, not accurate);
Old Luggage with Papers in Them (oh look, says it is from the real "Jack the Ripper" doh! dropped my ciggarette on em. sorry...);
Toys (I hate that stupid Jack-in-the-Box thing, gives me the creeps);
Long Lost Uncle Ed in a Trunk (yeah he had it comin);
Grandma's Head in a Bottle (Uncle Ed did that);
Tangled Holiday Lights (None of the bulbs work, and I ain't gonna try and figure out which "one" is the culprit!)
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