I'd like to stick a box of questions up her damned face and see if she gets any of them right.
But it IS rather hilarious though. A woman didn't know who wrote HAMLET (HAHAHAHA!

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And as for who wants to be a millionaire - it WAS No.1 here in England (TV Awards) but that program has become so monotonous and boring that I'd rather nip to Eastenders instead

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