I have waaaaaaaay to much time on my hands - hence I present SPAM HAIKUS!!!!!
Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?
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Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass.
Pass another slice.
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Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat.
Give me a spork please.
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Old man seeks doctor.
"I eat SPAM daily", he says.
Angioplasty.
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Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food".
A small pink coffin.
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Watch the pink slab fry
Its grease can lubricate eggs
Get ketchup ready
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Spam on Wonder bread
He's allergic to sulfites
Hives come after lunch
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Pressed, the cold slice soothes
Eye, a black-and-blue shiner
Spam, what useful stuff
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Parts of pigs o' plenty.
Sumptuous feet and tails,
Rub amber gel through hair.
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You don't want to know,
What they put in that tin can
It's scary to think.
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Drop a pig in a blender,
Add salt and dye:
The recipe for Spam.
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Have you ever lost anything
It's in that one little can,
Of Spam.
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In the same manner as we,
lick envelopes to seal them,
cows lick Spam.
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Did you ever wonder,
Where rats go when they die?
Spam knows where they go
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Regards
Mouse