A fag is a cigarette and a dyke is a damn (wall to hold back water). With all the recent flooding lately around my area, we had a pretty good news blunder on one of our local TV stations. The reporters exact words were "I am standing here along the Red River where dozens of men are trying to fill a dyke that opened up this morning"
I guess he didn't know that no matter how many men there were, that dyke was not going to be satisfied
Or alternatively, check Moni's definitions above!
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It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear ignorant,
than open it and remove all doubt!
[This message has been edited by Moridin (edited 05-23-2001).]