AMERICAN - New Zealand
Airplane - Airplane
Aluminum - Coke cans
Apartment - A Uni Students home
Appetizer - Fish and Chips
Archeology - stuff we dont understand
Baked Potato - The chips in fish and chips
Bathroom - The Pisser
Band-Aid - Sticky Strip
Bank Teller - Checkout Chick
Bedspread - Dooner
Billion - Too Much Fuckin Money
Bleachers - Deck
Braces (for teeth) - Shit Collectors
Call me (on the phone) - Gimme a yell
Can - Can
Candy - Lollies
Catalog - Rubbish
Chapstick - Lip Balm
Check - Check
Checkers - Naughts and Crosses
Chips - Chips
Cigarette - Durry
Closet (bedroom) - Wardrobe
Clumsy - Retarded (not offending disabled ppl)
Collect Call - Collect Call
Color - Colour
Cookie - Biscuit
Cotton Candy - Candy Floss
Commercial - More of that damn crap on again
Cracker - Cracker
Crib - Cot
Cross Walk - Zebra Crossing, Pedestrian Crossing
Crossing Gaurd - Lollipop Man/Woman
Cupcake - Cupcake
Curb - Curb
Dessert - Dessert
Detour - Short cut
Diaper - Turdwipes
Drugstore - Chemist
Duplex - Sounds like Durex condoms
Eggplant - Eggplant
Elevator - Sex-o-matic
Emergency Room - Emergency Room
Eraser - Rubber
Expensive - SHIT!
Faucet - Tap
Favorite - Favourite
Fire Department - Fire Department
Flashlight - Torch
A Flirt - Skank
Freeway (Expressway) - Freeway
Garbage Man - Garbo
Garter Belt - Cant say no one wears them
Gasoline - Petrol
Gizzards - Offal
Golashes - Gumboots
Gray - Grey
Hamburger Bun - Hamburger Bun (what the hell kinda name is a bap?)
Honor - Honour
Hood (car) - Bonnet
Horny - Horny
House (one story) - Uni Student House
Humor - Humour
Hungry - Starved
Jail - Jail
Jello - Jelly
Jelly - Jam
Jewelry - Jewellery
Kiss (passionate) - Deep throat
Ladybug - Ladybird
Line - Queue
Living Room - Lounge
Lawyer - Servants of the Devil
Leash (Dog) - Leash
Licens Plate - Number Plate or Liscense plate
Liquor store - Boozer
Mail - Mail
Mailbox - Postbox
Mail Carrier - The guy whos having an affair with the lady of the house
Maneuver - Manoeuvre
Math - Maths
Mold - Mould
Movie - Movie
Movie Theater - Cinema
Napkin - Serviette or Napkin
Nudist - Weirdo
On/Off Ramp - On/Off Ramp
Oven - Oven, Stove
Overalls - Overalls
Overpass - Overpass
Pacifier - Pacifier
Pants - Pants
Paper Towel - Paper Towel
Parade - Traveling Freakshow
Parking Lot - Car Park
Period - Full Stop (I won't even try to explain what a period means to us
Pharmacist - Chemist
Picnic Basket - Picnic Basket
Pie Crust - Pastry Base
Plastic Wrap - Gladwrap
Private school - Private school
Public School - Public school
Pajamas - Pyjamas
Purse - Handbag
Raincoat - Raincoat
Realtor - More servants of Satan
Rent (to) - Hire
Robe - Dressing Gown
Rubber - Condom
Sand Box - Sand Pit
Sandwich - Sandwich
Santa Claus - Father Christmas
Sell - Sell
Shopping Cart/Basket - Trolley
Sidewalk - Footpath
Sir - Sir
Sneakers -Sneakers
Soccer - Soccer
Spelled - Spelt
Stroller - Pram, Pushchair
Styrofoam - Polystyrene
Suspenders - Braces (only women wear suspenders!
)
Sweater - Jumper or sweater
Take-Out - Take-Away
Talk Show - Talk Show
Traffic Jam - Traffic Jam
Thumb Tack - Drawing Pin
Tic Tac Toe - Noughts and Crosses
Tire - Tyre
Toothpick - Toothpick
Track Housing - Housing Estate
Trailor - Caravan
Trash - Rubbish
Trailor Trash - ?
Trash Can - Bin, Dustbin (the one outside)
Truck - Truck
Trunk (car) - Boot
Tuxedo - Tuxedo
Umbrella - Umbrella
Undershirt - ?
Underwear - Undies, Knickers
Vacation - Holiday
Vest - Vest
Wallet (Woman's) - Purse
Washcloth - Cloth
Windshield - Windscreen
Yard - Garden
Zee (letter) - Zed or Zee
Zip Code - Zip Code
Zucchini - Big long green thing
ok so it is alot of slang
but we arnt par of the empire no more
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