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Originally posted by onthepequod:
3) When your pregnant wife asks you to put her shoes on for her (and she will) it is not the best of ideas to finish the task by telling her she “is now shod.” I can attest, that any potential correlation to a horse (especially a Clydesdale) should be avoided at all costs. 
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When your wife asked you to put her shoes on... you should have done just that, put them on and walk (uncomfortably) out of the room!