Jerome - be bald AND PROUD OF IT!!!!
I myself favour the No.1 look.
AND if anyone mocks you, just tell them that the £30 hair clippers you bought will pay for themselves in four months.
AND it only takes like one minute to dry yourself after a shower.
AND nobody thinks you look like a girlie from behind (thus avoiding excrcuatingly embarrassing social encounters).
AND its a sign of viriliry (testosterone overload)
Be happy - be a slaphead
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Regards
Mouse