Hail king of horse crap lord shield. Go to bg2 bar part 2 to see what we are talking about.
Lord Shield slams BOTH your heads through an iron table (which bends back into shape afterwards. "Stop it the pair of you"
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"Now then, I have a surprise for everyone here" - out the back is a MASSIVE cauldron of horse doodoo the size of a barn. "Now, if somebody would help me point it at the Cowled Wizards"
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Welcome to hell.