Whew! I guess I'm a lucky sod, then!
I get a total of 4 weeks off each year, plus 1 week personal vacation:
2 weeks at Christmas
1 week in March (Spring Break)
1 week in Mid-July
Memorial Day
Labor Day
Good Friday
Thanksgiving Thursday and Friday (which makes 1 extra week if you add up all of those from Memorial day)
and 1 week of my choice.
Pays to work in Education.