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And now for the reasons:
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1) A woman is obsessed with neatness. Otherwise, men would live in dumps
2) The man has to be FIRST in the bathroom, or they can forget about getting to work on time
All they do is a quick shave and slash (not simultaneously)
3) Same goes for the telephone
Men talk about bugger all anyway
4) Even if the man owns the house, they lose control of the kitchen
Because men mess up the floor, walls and ceiling otherwise
5) the man must comment positively on even the slightest change in the woman
OR ELSE!!!
6) No more beers in the fridge - sob!
More room for FOOD
7) Cannot watch a film all the way through anymore - woman keeps flipping between channels
not sure why this is
8) Unless it's a romance/family entertainment/music show - then it stays there
oh well, back to the computer
9) The bathroom always smells of her favourite scent (the bedroom too)
better than the man's farts and microwave meals
10) Do not speak unless given permission. She has monopolised this.
because the man talks crap
11) Explain where you go every time you go out. Give hourly updates as if you were in the SAS
too right
12) The birds are tweeting, the kids outside playing, whining in your left ear
because you villated one of the above rules
13) There's barely room in the wardrobe for just HER clothes now. The man needs to cut down?
he wears the same shirt all week anyway
14) The man must now have a bath EVERY day, not just once a week
not necessarily a bad thing
15) You need to develop defensive mechanisms - lazy arse! If it's a pain to get you off the settee, she'll stop trying eventually!
woman's defense: tears!
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