HAHAHAHAHA!!! I missed this! How could I have missed this work of art?!?! 
oh and Melusine? We'll help you! It's curable, I am sure of it! Spam-deficiency has been studied a fair amount here...we can try experimental treatments!
First thing you have to do is post a totally silly post you know like just tell us what your hamster ate today! NO MORE! It won't be true spam if you do!
CloudHealer
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