SPAM RULES, SPAM RULES!!
Since you mentioned school - here another very short poem about education:
(I wrote it yesterday after getting scolded, it's about a dumb ass boy who can't enjoy his Maths and English lesson - yes, I've been that person in the past too
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Maths + English = Teachers
What are the teachers ranting for?
"Do your homework! Shut the door!"
Does two and two Ms, equal four?
How long will lessons last?
Damn! There is no "K" in crisps, it's "C",
Am I thick or is it me?
Or maybe my eyes cannot see,
Or "saw" Ms? Is that's the past?
Why are teachers drinking tea?
When we are freezing to our knees,
"To Hell!!" I'd say - With a capital "T",
But then I'd be out fast!!
Oh god Ms, now!! I need to pee,
No Ms, no!! To piss! Not damn 2p!
So go on Ms - Will you let me please?
Oh c'mon Ms! I asked!
Oh crap! The clock says ten to 1:00,
That means the lesson's just begun!
I think I lost, the teachers won.
So let's write down that task!
(scribble, scribble.........)
Lines 1 and 3 of every stanza is basically using puns to take the piss out of the teachers. Ha! (printed it for my teacher this morning
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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.