The Ironworks Spamming Fight Song
Spamming up and spamming down,
Spamming all around the town,
I've got nothing else to say,
Nothing to do, but spam all day!
Spamming left, and spamming right,
Posting far into the night,
Moderator says, "Don't try,"
but if I don't spam, I think I'll die!!
Spamming near, and spamming far,
Spamming for another star,
My rating should be up by now,
I need to spam again, but how?
Spamming old, and spamming new,
Spamming till my stars are blue,
User X has more than me,
So I must post away, you see!
Spamming in, and spamming out,
Spam so much the other's shout!
Post all day and post some more,
Post to test a signature!
Spam a little, spam a lot,
Spam so much the keyboard's hot!
Spam while sober, post while drunk,
Spam till my machine goes "klunk!
Spamming south, and spamming north,
Spamming back, and spamming forth,
Moderators threaten a ban,
but I've gotta post; I know I can!
Spamming, spamming side to side,
Now my graphic sig does slide!
Post to brag on my new Audi,
Soon I'll even overtake Cloudy!
Spamming soon and spamming late,
Spamming up to Heaven's gate,
Spam to say goodbye to friends,
and one more post to say,
"The End."
