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Originally posted by onthepequod:
Ah CloudSparkle, it was only intended to flatter. Honest!
"Hey, what are you doing?" 
"Stop batting those eyelashes!"
onthepequod thinks to himself; "if I just close my eyes then her wily plans will be foiled."
Unfortunately, like the Gazelle being stalked by the Lion in the mid-summer Savanna grass, onthepequod panics, as he closes his eyes, and tries to run.
WHAP!!! As onthepequod loses consciousness, he thinks to himself "darn wall."
"This will never do" CloudSparkle thinks to herself. Feeling deprived of the chase and a potential kill wrought by her own skill, she stalks off in utter disappointment.
Several hours later onthepequod gets up and slowly staggers off in the general direction of someplace, he doesn't quite remember. It's all a little hazy for the time being. All he knows is that after the initial pain of running into the wall wore off, the residual numb/buzzing sensation feels kind of nice. 
[This message has been edited by onthepequod (edited 05-11-2001).]
[This message has been edited by onthepequod (edited 05-11-2001).]
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ROTFL! ROTFL ROTFL!!!!!!! I may never stagger to my feet again. This is hysterical!
CloudLioness sniffs the air, decides there's fresh game up the river and slips silently off into the brush, practicing her *flutter* as she goes. "I simply must find a plain with no walls in it next time!" she mutters as she spots her next target in a Welcome thread.
CloudSparkle
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[This message has been edited by Cloudbringer (edited 05-13-2001).]