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Originally posted by onthepequod;
Moni!  I’m a married man.
Plus we can’t have you running around the Caribbean in a miniskirt or bikini, the whole population would explode. Then what kind of a tourist destination would it be?!?
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(Batting eyelashes with a look of
TOTAL innocence)
Why Sir!
Did I state anything to imply that I would lure you away from your darling wife, who I have the utmost respect for in her ability to snare a one of a kind man like you? One who would paint her toenails AND rub lotion and powder on her sweet lil 'ol feet? I don't believe I did! I would never think of it! Me and a
married man! Heck, Sir! I don't even attempt to tempt the single ones! You pull your mind out of the gutter and hope your wife never reads these posts!
As far as me running around in the Caribbean in a mini skirt or bikini, well what can I say? Should I send warning first that I am arriving so that those innocent citizens can prepare and know to look the other way? At least that way, the ones who explode, we would know, would be the kind of persons the population doesn't need anyway...you know, the ones who ogle and stare and make a lady uncomfortable to even be in their presence!
Moni
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[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 05-10-2001).]