Don't fret mate, you did your best and you should be proud of it. Okay, perhaps the battering eyelashes "did" get you in the end but I'd say that was no way near as humiliating as some of my stuff. (please don't ask
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PS: At least you "know" now how to paint toenails and put lotion/talcum powder.
I'd make a pretty cake-like mixture, if any woman told me the same thing.
No kidding.
So I should say well done!
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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.