Ironworks Gaming Forum - View Single Post

turbovee · 05-10-2001, 12:54 AM

All right I'll play your silly game

1) Is there a Fourth of July in England? of course there is, just no holiday

2) If a plane crashes on the US/Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors? in the ground

3) If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does he make a sound? uh no he's a mime

4) Does anyone care? uh next question

5) 1950 pennies are worth how much nowadays? 1 cent each

6) If you're a bus driver with 12 people on the bus, and 5 people get on and 4 people get off at the first stop, and 3 people get on and 6 people get off at the second stop, and 8 people get on and 4 people get off at the third stop, and 5 people get on and 7 people get off at the fourth stop, and 8 people get on and 10 people get off at the last stop, what's the bus driver's name? Turbo

7) If you're in a building with a total southern exposure, and a bear walks by, what color is it? do polar bears walk the north pole?

8) If every person on earth were laid end-to-end, what would be the point? a needle point

9) How many times can you take away 5 from 25? 1, because after that its no longer 25

10) How many birthdays does the average person have? 1 they are only born once

11) Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28? all of them have 28 days

12) Is it legal in the United States for a man to wed his widow's sister? no he's dead

13) If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have? you still have 3 unless the apples went somwhere

14) How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12

15) A butcher stands 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? meat

16) How many different kinds of animals did Moses take on the ark? all

17) If you have 17 sheep, and all but 9 of them die, how many do you have left? 9

18) True or False: Either it rains or it doesn't rain. So if it doesn't rain, it rains? I always lie, so if I say I always lie am I lying?

19) "Brothers and Sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." What is the relation of the man to the speaker? his son

20) You have a match. You go into a house where there is an oil lamp, a stove, and a fireplace. Which do you light first? the match

do I get a prize?

------------------

The sexiest elf mage in the land
I feel the need, the need for SPEED!
Peace and hair grease

[This message has been edited by turbovee (edited 05-10-2001).]

05-10-2001, 12:54 AM	#85
turbovee Elminster Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Eglin AFB Florida Posts: 471	All right I'll play your silly game 1) Is there a Fourth of July in England? of course there is, just no holiday 2) If a plane crashes on the US/Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors? in the ground 3) If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does he make a sound? uh no he's a mime 4) Does anyone care? uh next question 5) 1950 pennies are worth how much nowadays? 1 cent each 6) If you're a bus driver with 12 people on the bus, and 5 people get on and 4 people get off at the first stop, and 3 people get on and 6 people get off at the second stop, and 8 people get on and 4 people get off at the third stop, and 5 people get on and 7 people get off at the fourth stop, and 8 people get on and 10 people get off at the last stop, what's the bus driver's name? Turbo 7) If you're in a building with a total southern exposure, and a bear walks by, what color is it? do polar bears walk the north pole? 8) If every person on earth were laid end-to-end, what would be the point? a needle point 9) How many times can you take away 5 from 25? 1, because after that its no longer 25 10) How many birthdays does the average person have? 1 they are only born once 11) Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28? all of them have 28 days 12) Is it legal in the United States for a man to wed his widow's sister? no he's dead 13) If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have? you still have 3 unless the apples went somwhere 14) How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12 15) A butcher stands 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? meat 16) How many different kinds of animals did Moses take on the ark? all 17) If you have 17 sheep, and all but 9 of them die, how many do you have left? 9 18) True or False: Either it rains or it doesn't rain. So if it doesn't rain, it rains? I always lie, so if I say I always lie am I lying? 19) "Brothers and Sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." What is the relation of the man to the speaker? his son 20) You have a match. You go into a house where there is an oil lamp, a stove, and a fireplace. Which do you light first? the match do I get a prize? ------------------ The sexiest elf mage in the land I feel the need, the need for SPEED! Peace and hair grease [This message has been edited by turbovee (edited 05-10-2001).]