Timeless SPAM questions:
1) Is there a Fourth of July in England?
2) If a plane crashes on the US/Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors?
3) If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does he make a sound?
4) Does anyone care?
5) 1950 pennies are worth how much nowadays?
6) If you're a bus driver with 12 people on the bus, and 5 people get on and 4 people get off at the first stop, and 3 people get on and 6 people get off at the second stop, and 8 people get on and 4 people get off at the third stop, and 5 people get on and 7 people get off at the fourth stop, and 8 people get on and 10 people get off at the last stop, what's the bus driver's name?
7) If you're in a building with a total southern exposure, and a bear walks by, what color is it?
8) If every person on earth were laid end-to-end, what would be the point?
9) How many times can you take away 5 from 25?
10) How many birthdays does the average person have?
11) Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28?
12) Is it legal in the United States for a man to wed his widow's sister?
13) If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
14) How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
15) A butcher stands 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
16) How many different kinds of animals did Moses take on the ark?
17) If you have 17 sheep, and all but 9 of them die, how many do you have left?
18) True or False: Either it rains or it doesn't rain. So if it doesn't rain, it rains?
19) "Brothers and Sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." What is the relation of the man to the speaker?
20) You have a match. You go into a house where there is an oil lamp, a stove, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
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