Well, the "thunderstorm" approaching looks like it may be dying out before it gets here...I am so bored! Can't paint, can't glaze, kitchen & floors are clean and laundry is done...I HAD to come back and read through the threads!

Will stick around as long as it is only sprinkling and there is no thunder or black hail filled clouds.
Since I WAS one of those kids as described above, I want to add to the list LOL:
Dachunds look sad when you put them into a dryer with a window and then stand there and laugh at them.
Bologna Races (sticking a piece of bologna to the wall and whoever's stays up the longest wins) leave bologna shaped spots on the wall that can't be covered by painting over them since the oil soaks through the paint. You will have to panel that wall in order to hide the spots.
Indoor watermelon fights CAN be cleaned up in less than twenty minutes when someone notices mom will be home soon and you know you will get your a$$ beat if she sees the mess of rind, fruit, juice and seeds that goes from one end of the house to the other.
Bird houses on tall poles will fall over when enough kids climb them at once.
Cake making should be supervised by an adult so that little sisters don't get their faces icing'd when the bigger sister just happens to make a color of icing that matches the little sister's shirt.
Bedsheets DO make good parachutes!

heh heh heh

Moni