ROTFLMAO!!!
My current reason for hating microsoft is that my version of IE5 hangs up three or four times a session (or what would be a session if I didn't have to reboot because of it). This usually coincides with me touching the keyboard or moving the mouse, so it's real useful.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Epona of The Laughing Hyenas