A priest, who was an avid golfer, decided to play hooky one Sunday morning and sneak off to the golf course alone. St. Peter happened to be looking down and discovered what he was doing. He quickly ran and reported the incident to God.
"I cannot believe that Father Kilroy would skip his sermon," said St. Peter.
Shortly into his game, the Father scored a hole-in-one. Seeing this, St. Peter became outraged and complained to God. "The Father has broken the Sabbath and rather than punishing him, you reward him with a hole-in-one?"
"And just who is he going to tell?" God answered.
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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil