At the State Opening of Parliament (yesterdsy) the speech lists the laws that the Government intend to introduce in this session. Guess what - the change to the drinking laws weren't there! It has been quietly dropped.
There you go - I might be a cynic but in this case I was right. It was just a gimmick for the election.
Referendum on the euro - well perhaps if you vote us in again in 5 years.
Bill to outlaw fox hunting - yes we know we promised you this but we've let it drop now that we've been elected - sorry suckers!
Referendum on Proportional Representation - have you seen the size of our majority? We don't need it. We know this was promised but we're on a roll now!
Tossers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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