A guy is walking home and he see's a building on fire with a woman and her baby trapped up there. She wants to throw her baby down to the fireman but the fireman wont take the chance so the guy tells the firefighters he is a football player and could make the catch so they agree to it and the woman throws her baby down. Sure enough he catchs it......then he runs 100 yards and spikes it.
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