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Last one from me tonight - because mine aren't getting any better;
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on
his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink
waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day
approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract.
Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on
the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and
exclaimed, This isn't a hazelnut daiquiris" "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender,
"it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
Now that's bad
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