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I found the last one living in my spam folder.
Here another one.
A Political Bedtime Story
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the
breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the
Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the
People.
"We'll consider the nanny as the Working Class," he went on. And your baby
brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it
makes sense."
So the little boy goes to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that
night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy
goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting
to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he
peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives
up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in Deep Shit."
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