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A chicken runs out onto the street from the policeman's chicken coup in his garden. It gets run over by a steam-roller. The driver regretfully takes the poor bird back to the policeman.
- I'm terribly sorry sir, but it ran out onto the road and I ran it over. I'll compensate your loss in full.
- There's no need.
- Why isn't the chicken yours?
- We've never had any flat chickens like that.
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