Well, if you're gonna be like that. Fine.
I got a proper joke.
A policeman stops a driver who is speeding at 200kph on the freeway.
"What's the hurry, mate?" , says the policeman
"Oh it's terrible officer!" exclaims the driver, " I've got my mother-in-law's corpse in the boot and I've still got the gun that I shot her with in the glove compartment! It's still loaded! I haven't even had time to throw it away!"
The shocked officer hastily pulls out his pistol and aims it at the driver. He then calls for back-up on the radio. The back-up arrives.
"What's the big crises, officer?" asks the sergeant.
" Quick! This man shot his mother-in-law and has her body in the boot and he's got a loaded gun in his glove compartment!"
The car is searched but there's no body, no gun and not even a single thing out of the ordinary. Suddenly the driver exclaims: "Oh great! I suppose now you're gonna convince them that I was speeding or something as well!"