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3 cows are playing poker when an egg walked towards them
"Do you wanna Join" the cows ask
"No thanks i have to go cut my hair"
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It's green and it hops
What is it?
A frog.
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two germans visit London and at a bar they ask the barkeeper
"Two Sherry please"
"Dry?" the barkeeper replies
"Nein Zwei"
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I just bought a new bommerang
It took me three weeks to throw away the old one....
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It's Big It's Green and it eats rock what is it?
The big green rockeater
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What's a fly without wings?
A walk
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Damn these jokes are pretty stupid
Ah well maybe i'll provide you with more if anyone is interrested
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