You don't have to be Norwegian to enjoy a good Ole and Lena joke, but
it
> helps.
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> Ole took Lena home with him and took off his shirt.
> Lena says, "Ole dat's some chest you have dare.
> Ole says, " Lena, dat's a hunnert pounds of dynamite."
>
> Next he took off his pants.
> Lena says, " Ole dat's nice calves you have dare."
> Ole says, " Lena dat's a hunnert pounds of dynamite."
>
> Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants
> and Lena screamed and ran out the door.
> Ole put his clothes back on and ran after her.
> Catching her Ole said, " Lena, viy did you run out like dat?"
>
> Lena said, " Vith all dat dynamite around,
> I taught it vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas!"
>
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