A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his check up, the doctor called his wife into his
office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very
serious disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't
do the following, your husband can die. Each morning, fix him
a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a
good mood. For lunch, fix him a nutritious meal. For dinner,
prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him
with chores. Don't discuss your stress; this will probably
make him feel worse. And most importantly, you must be
intimate with your husband every day of the week. If you can
do this for at least 10 months to a year, I think your
husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the
doctor say to you?"
"You're going to die."
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FUNNY THOUGHTS:
"It's a good deed to forget a poor joke." - Brendan Bracken
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QUICK WIT:
If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
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Unstinting Gaurdian of Children
Defender of Those Unable To
And...
Because Sometimes They're Wrapped Too Tight, I could have been The Resident Corset Loosener Of The Moon's Hope Inn Ladies Guild (in training)
