Jack, a lawyer, lies dying with his partner of 40 years by his
bedside. "Mike, I've got to confess. I've been sleeping with
your wife for 30 years and I'm the father of your daughter.
On top of that, I've been stealing from the firm for a
decade."
"Relax," says Mike, "and don't think another thing about it.
I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."
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FUNNY THOUGHTS:
"The colonel's dead but we still enjoy his delicious chicken!"
- Mrs. Elsinore
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QUICK WIT:
Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
It's called, Sosumi.
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Unstinting Gaurdian of Children
Defender of Those Unable To
And...
Because Sometimes They're Wrapped Too Tight, I could have been The Resident Corset Loosener Of The Moon's Hope Inn Ladies Guild (in training)
