THE ENGINEER
An engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon the
engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts
designing and building improvements. After a while they've got air
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a
pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning
and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this
engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake--he
should never have gone down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are
YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Unstinting Gaurdian of Children
Defender of Those Unable To
And...
Because Sometimes They're Wrapped Too Tight, I could have been The Resident Corset Loosener Of The Moon's Hope Inn Ladies Guild (in training)
