Ah yes, you could call it "Oh my God!" when it makes a mess. or perhaps "Come here!" = a 2 in 1 name, cool.
But Jonson is a favourite with me, so is Eystolyor-eyes or Eyripyor-clothes
they both sound cool
Or Joel? Or Jake or Jellibabix? Dunno?
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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.