If I had a hamster - which I don't and never will because even the tamest and sweetest of hamsters find me irresistably munchable - I would call it Fangs!
"Oh, don't be silly!" say all my hamster-besotted friends "Cuddles wouldn't hurt a fly! Here - hold her!" "Arrgghh!" I scream, with blood dripping from my fingers. "Oh dear - she never did that before - EVER! What did you do to her?!" scowls friend suspiciously. "NOTHING!!" I scream. "I TOLD you the little buggers always bite me! But would you listen...?!"
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Smile! Life is too short for bitching!
Fljotsdale