That's not the bar that's on fire... that's my haaaaaaattttt. Blasted dragon!!!!!! I'll throw my bundy at it and..... whoops, too high an alcahol concentration there.... let me see a spell.... fireball, now how did that go? Oh thank goodness, relic fell off his stool and quenched the flames - WOOHOO. Um, can I have my hat back please?
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Nordom, cousin to Davros