Mmmmmm, the Moon's Hope Inn
sinking??? All the widdle animated message icons are making my cursor strobe... Worried 'bout the 'dial-uppers' even being able to load this page??? Anyone seen my Prince??? He disappeared rather suddenly last night and hasn't even returned my email (very unlike him) Worry, worry...

*SIGH*
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Proprietor of The Moon's Hope Inn
Conspirator...Um, I mean,
member of the Ladies Guild
Smitten by The.Relic