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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. JUST ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know
the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE
DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been
in the SAME CABINET for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some
miracle, actually find the light bulbs TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they
dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHTBULBS CAME IN!
WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE TRASH!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
AND SHIT THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS!......
I'm sorry, what did you ask me?
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