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WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
1. A cat matures as it grows older.
2. Back hair on cats is cute.
3. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.
4. Cats comfort you when you are sick.
5. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.
6. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.
7. A cat is loyal.
8. Cats actually think with their heads.
9. "Meow" is never a lie.
10. They'll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in.
11. It's more amusing to watch a cat try and deal with a piece of tape stuck on its paw than to watch a man do anything.
12. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 35 cents.
13. A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.
14. Cats can't show love without meaning it.
15. Cats are always cute.
16. The only thing a cat expects you to "put out" is food, water, and a clean litter box.
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