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A report from a blonde programming team to the Y2K project management
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Our staff has completed the 3 kears of work on time and on budget. We
have gone through everk line of code in everk program in everk skstem.
We have analkzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" change
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all
data to reflect the following new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
October, November, December
and...
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.
further...
Kears were a breeze, since thek are onlk spelled out in the Legal
department's applications, and won't be effected until two thousand and
twentk ankwak.
I trust that this is satisfactork, because to be honest, none of this
Y-to-K problem has made ank sense to us. But we understand it is a
global problem, and our team is glad to help in ank wak possible. And
what does the kear 2000 have to do with it?
We'll await kour answer."
Sincerelk,
Mark
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