How about Sam Adams with a screwdriver chaser with a LOT of ice. That should just about cover all of it . . .
BK
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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
PartTime Bartender of Moon Hope's Inn
Dry Humor Deliverance of the Laughing Hyenas
Protectorate of DLM everywhere
Official Reader of Reeka's Signature
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
3 Man for Life
Hope is Back inn the World . . .