BK: If I were a better typist, I could regale the board with tales of my (former) athletic endeavors. While I may have been a poor excuse for an athlete, I certainly was entertaining

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Remind me to tell you some day about the time I got tossed from a baseball game for charging the mound. Nothing unusual, you say? I charged my own pitcher:=)
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Next time I send some damned fool, I'll go myself...